whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
