If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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