if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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