have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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