Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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