The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Sex and sushi don't even sound good right now... I might be on my death bed. To my Liz, I leave my extensive movie collection and my drinking supplies. To Olive I leave my car. Cause every Scottish terrier needs a 2010 Camaro.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
He has the fingertips of a God
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