I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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