Define "chronic" masturbator.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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