3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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