The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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