ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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