I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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