My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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