Everytime she opens her mouth it's like a fucking terrorist attack on my life.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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