spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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