I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Randomize
