if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
where are you?
Hypothermia
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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