So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
She made me pour olive oil on her.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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