Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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