If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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