Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
