this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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