doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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