I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
there was a trapeze. enough said
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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