I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
