the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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