so explain again why im purple
no
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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