Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
BRING THE BAGELS
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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