I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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