You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
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