Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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