so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I don't think brook has ever known best
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
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