id be glad to
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Are we still banned from the library?
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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