Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
whose parrot is this?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
