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• (214): View more from Texas

  apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......

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  told ya

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  you are hot. that is all.

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  who is this?

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  the delivery driver from silvermine.

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.

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• (229): View more from Georgia

  My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?

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• (315): View more from New York

  Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.

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• (353): View more from

  Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.

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