I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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