How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
