Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Randomize
