Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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