doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Apparently you make a good broom.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
there is puke in my bra ... again
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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