Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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