I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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