you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
You are a booty call, not a friend.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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