am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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