please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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