Buhtt sex?
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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