Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
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