Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
