even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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