Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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