Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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