Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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