Buhtt sex?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
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