I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
You need Xanax blowdarts
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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