i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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